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The Cheapo 10 Commandments

So, you've rung every last dime out of your food budget. You're wanted in 6 states for thieving all the freebies from Wendy's condiment stands. You've started bringing a metal detector on your walks just in case you hit the motherlode. What else can a guy do to sock away some extra cash?

Well, you've come to the right place, my friends, as my PhD in frugality is not merely limited to realm of the knife and fork.

Behold, the Cheapo 10 Commandments:

1) Thou shalt not carry any revolving credit card or automotive debts
2) Thou shalt cancel thy gym membership immediately (may require a baseball bat if you belong to Gold's)
3) Thou shalt eliminate thy cable bill today (keep the internet, obviously)
4) Thou shalt switch your cell service to an MVNO
5) Thou shalt not covet new cars
6) Thou shalt not covet more expensive modes of transportation to work
7) Thou shalt not covet thy barista's coffee
8) Honour your wallet by not buying bottled water
9) Thou shalt not dine out so much and pay top dollar for the good Lord's brew
10) Thou shalt try cutting thy own hair at least once

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